my life is average.

There was FMyLife. Now there's MyLifeIsAverage hahahahhaa.

Some that I found really funneyyyyy:

Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA

Today, I tried to comment back on my friend's wall, but accidentally put it as my status. I deleted it as my status. No one noticed. MLIA.

Today, I wanted to comment on a friend's status, but it was only a few seconds old and I didn't want to seem like a stalker. I waited a few minutes and then commented. MLIA

Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA.

Today, while sleeping, I got too hot. So I pulled the covers off, but I got too cold. Then, I put one leg in and one leg out and then I was comfortable. MLIA

Today I told myself I was going to start studying for final exams. I went on Facebook instead. MLIA

Today, I couldn't hear what someone had said, so I asked them to repeat themselves. They did, and I still couldn't understand them. I just nodded and agreed. MLIA.

Today I waved back at someone who wasn't waving at me. I pretended to scratch my ear but I knew she knew and she knew I knew. MLIA

I'm a security guard at a museum. Nothing comes alive at night. MLIA

Today, I went to give a friend of mine a high-five. He didn't see my hand so I pretended to reach for something. No one noticed. MLIA

OKAY TOO MANY!!!! JUST GO READ IT YOURSELF!!! HAHAHAHA.
Bytheway, NATM2 is hilarious!!!!!! HAHAAHAHA.
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